S.T.U.P.I.D. Awards

This is the first Stupefying Things Uncouth People Idiotically Do award, given out by me. There is a big black truck being driven around my town by some guy. I don't know him; I don't know if he's a "redneck", a "local yocal" or if he's just a man with no common sense. The truck is nicely kept - clean and well taken care of. That's not the problem. The problem is a small window sticker he has displayed on the back window. It says "My other toy has tits".

I suppose he really means his other "toy" is a woman. I don't suppose he means "teats", and his other "toy" is a cow. No, I suppose his other "toy" is a woman. I wonder how she feels about his little window sticker. Does she actually get in this truck and ride around with him? With that sticker in the window?

I've also wondered if he has a mother, a daughter or a sister. How do they feel about his little sticker? Why would he want to put his girlfriend/wife down like that? The other question would be, why would his girlfriend/wife put up with it? It's so degrading. Does Mr. Sticker need to put her down, so he'll feel better about himself? If he has a son, what kind of moral compass is he being to him?

If she enjoys the little window sticker, then maybe she and he deserve each other. Either way, the first S.T.U.P.I.D award goes to Mr. Sticker in the big black truck.